Mood: don't ask
I had a review due today but I've been sick. I suppose I could have written it while in the prone position resting, but my mind hasn't been real clear all day and I thought better of it. I'm feeling a little better tonight so I'll give it until tomorrow morning to write it.
This review, however, isn't just any normal review...it's rated! But, don't worry, it's not X Rated, it's...
That's all I'm going to tell you though. You'll have to check back tomorrow!